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12-03-2018, 01:24 PM
aNaniMous Questions
Asalam, Newly married, need advice on what and how other couples do to avoid messing the sheets during intercourse.
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12-03-2018, 01:33 PM
Lay a bathtowel over the sheets or use a largish hand towel to place under you just before ejaculation.

12-03-2018, 01:41 PM

A towel works well enough. I always keep a towel nearby and have in various rooms as that is the easiest less obvious way to avoid any mess. If not a towel then a sheet that you dont really use much anymore. If you ever use the pull out method make sure it is a big enough towel or sheet in case things shoot a little too skew or a little too far.

12-03-2018, 02:21 PM
use those bed liners.. cheap and just throw them away. They not the most romantic thing though

12-03-2018, 03:16 PM
Also newly married, there are a couple ways, we have a set of three large towels specifically for intimacy, and after done, we just rinse them and toss them in a machine on its own for a quick cycle. Also, using a condom is easy as there is less mess anywhere. And also, there are specific “sheet savers” which my husband got as a gift before the wedding, those help but it’s not as comfortable. So try which works for you and see. Goodluck

12-03-2018, 04:15 PM
Use face cloths. Those large rectangle ones. Covers a large area and not so bulky

06-04-2018, 08:35 PM
As someone else suggested, use linen savers. Disposable. You can can find them at Dischem