Nanima
14-06-2013, 11:17 PM
From Zaakirah Motala (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004076409353):
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new wife demanded that they live in Jake's multimillion dollar home. He gave his ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates & suitcases. On the 2nd day the movers came & collectd her things. On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table & feasted on shrimp & a jar of caviar. When she finished she went into each room & stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen & left. When the husband returned with his new wife all was bliss for the 1st few days. Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning, moppng,airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents & carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days. They even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING WORKED. People stoppd coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house. The Maid quit. Finally they couldn't take the stench any longer & decided to move. But nobody wanted to buy their stinky house. Even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man. She told him she missed her old home terribly & would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed. A week later the couple stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.
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After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new wife demanded that they live in Jake's multimillion dollar home. He gave his ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates & suitcases. On the 2nd day the movers came & collectd her things. On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table & feasted on shrimp & a jar of caviar. When she finished she went into each room & stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen & left. When the husband returned with his new wife all was bliss for the 1st few days. Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning, moppng,airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents & carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days. They even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING WORKED. People stoppd coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house. The Maid quit. Finally they couldn't take the stench any longer & decided to move. But nobody wanted to buy their stinky house. Even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man. She told him she missed her old home terribly & would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed. A week later the couple stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.
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